Informal Report on RNA Exchange in Biologically Similar Mammals
It has long been suspected that knowledge was stored in a transferable chemical form. Primitive savages have been known to eat the brains and other parts of anatomy in order to gain wisdom or power.
We now know that there is more to this than has been previously accepted. In recent studies involving flatworms, it has been proven that RNA, or Ribouls Nucleic Acid, does indeed store information.
The tests involved a group of flatworms, which had been trained to prefer the light over the dark. These worms were then cut up and fed to yet another set of flatworms, which then adopted the habits of the first set.
It has been theorized that education may someday be given by injections of RNA to the student.
This is all well and good, but what of the RNA transfers occurring right now, today. Should they be stopped?
It has been observed that the habits of today's people are different from those of our ancestors only three or four generations ago.
What has changed? In the past, people would go hiking, riding, dancing, or hunting for entertainment. Today, the average American will sit around watching TV, or a play, or a movie, or read a book. Also chewing gum has become quite popular of late (meaning the past 80 years) and the average human far more complacent.
All these changes have been linked directly to the increase in beef consumption.
Almost sixty percent of the meat an american consumes is beef, and this is having a direct result on people in that like a cow, they are willing to sit around all day doing nothing, and like a cow, they will follow the herd, and finally, like a cow, they want to chew their cud, chewing gum.
So you see, you really are what you eat, in more ways than one.
(DISCLAMER: This article is so full of BS it can be used as an industrial fertalizer.)